I was in high school. We were filming a short film, a rather large production as far as high school film projects go. A local teacher had got together kids from different schools. The project eventually fell over, but we had a good time while it was going on.
This one night we were at what I think was a milk factory? At least a distribution centre. Maybe milk wasn’t involved. Anyway, it was a big industrial place. Some kid from the other school, his dad owned it, I think. We were there for a long time.
My friend Ian had to use the bathroom. He asked the kid whose dad owned the place where the bathroom was. This kid, who was always rather serious, pointed my mate in the right direction then looked at him dead in the eyes and said: “Oh and Ian – make sure you flush.”
I didn’t see this happen myself, only Ian’s recollections. I laughed then and I still laugh today. It is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.